Take That, China!

Crime by Stan. Crime-scene set-up by Kurt. Photo by Lori.
Made in the USA! 

Stan's 11th kill, by our porch. He reached coveted double - ace status a few weeks ago and he's only in his first summer with us.

Flies? Cheesehead born-and-bred, baby.

Knife? A Case. Pennsylvania checking in.

Paper? Wisconsin, I'm sure. Not only are we America's Dairyland, we also lead the world in paper-making.


Beer? Coon Rock Cream Ale, Lake Louie Brewing, Arena, Wisconsin. Yay, us! Jump Around, Go Pack Go!, "I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me."


Cigarette? A Marlboro, Richmond Virginia. 


Ratchet strap and wooden skewer? China, but that's O.K. Everyone needs to work.


Salsa? Dei Fratelli, Toledo, Ohio. Go Mud Hens! 


Poor deceased meadow vole? Um, Wisconsin, again. www.vole.com, text 16582 to @vole69#twitter.